![]() Over half a million people live in a town named after a monster that eats dicks. The pontianak is an Indonesian monster that deserves special recognition thanks to the city of Pontianak, which is the capital of West Kalimantan and has a population of 573,000. but for real, as a relative? Like, did someone's grandma do this to them once? You hatched this egg and it looks like grandma and now she keeps coming back to pork you to death? There's a lot wrong with this story. This is the part of the stories that I wish offered more details, because generally they go on to say how it comes back every night to bone you, and you start wasting away to death as it humps you and sucks your blood and sits on your chest so you can't breathe and that kind of inconsiderate monster stuff. It will take on the appearance of a long-dead relative or lover. The liderc, however, will now proceed to fuck with your mind before literally fucking you. ![]() When the egg hatches, the liderc is born. You then take its egg and warm it, either in a pile of actual horse shit, or just your armpit. First, you get a black chicken - maybe a little black chicken, the story isn't too clear. The origin of the liderc is the most complicated trail of bullshit anyone ever imagined. ![]() From Hungary, where they have too much time for putting details into their perverted monsters, comes the liderc. ![]()
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